In a recent interview, President Bush said that after he leaves office January 20 he is planning to return to Texas and "may write a book.” Help the president with a title for this sure to be masterpiece. gettin' er done presidential style or my memoirs (as told by cheaney How to lose world standing in 8 years! How To Be a "C" Student and Rule the World! Wait, President Bush can write? i found my brain up my ! how to up the world in 10 easy steps. Presidential trigonometry & the meaning of Zen in modern yet subtle New Age American political semantics... The answer is blowing the wind...? Peace is not a Solution Presidenting for Dummies: If I Can Do It, Anyone Can Where Chimps Dare a million ways to up the world. His best-selling book would most likely be called "How to secretly be extremely intelligent & controlling like a true Alpha-male" & inside of the jacket would be a picture of him pointing at the statue of liberty & laughing at all of the dumb people in America who thought that he was as dumb as any two of them joined together with superglue... the neutron ... friend or foe...? American democracy in 300 million easy lessons... Jack the tripper & his good buddy the Lone Stranger & other CIA sourced crazies I-can never tell you about... The hidden story behind the Oral Robert's mystery.... The life & crimes of Don Rumsfeld... Why I-chose to serve in a difficult time... Why my life as President proves every word Jesus Christ taught... What my re-election says about American collective intelligence... How to be a chief decider in America... Zen & the art of whimsical moral afterthought... A Doctor Zues rip-off called "The rat in the hat"... why the 911 commission was never given evidence about 'vanstone's replacement' of the original bin-laden after cia had quietly inated the original on white house orders in the mid-80's... also an extra chapter on why americans must never be trusted enough to tell them the whole truth about 911 & al-queada... all about the name 'vanstone' & why ures me i've never heard it... why americans must continue to ignore all evidence of state treason & merely pretend patriotism rather than actually be patriotic... this book might explain why it's in america's true interest to do this by refusing to hear or understand anything about cia quietly inating the original saudi-born 'osama' in the mid-80's & replacing him with a blackmailed australian born look-alike of dutch extraction after special forces language training... fools... please...? why americans must continue to ignore all evidence of state treason & merely pretend patriotism rather than actually be patriotic... this book might explain why it's in america's true interest to do this by refusing to hear or understand anything about cia quietly inating the original saudi-born 'osama' in the mid-80's & replacing him with a blackmailed australian born look-alike of dutch extraction after special forces language training... fools... please...? why americans must continue to ignore all evidence of state & only ever pretend patriotism rather than actually be patriotic... this book will finally explain why it's in america's true interest to do this by refusing to ever hear or understand anything about cia quietly inating the original saudi-born 'osama' in the mid-80's & replacing him with a blackmailed australian born look-alike of dutch extraction after special forces language training... please... the 200 (state-sponsored) s in the ganda ing... why we patriotic americans must still pretend to care... the 200 s in the ganda ing... why we americans must still pretend to care... Accept treason now & pay later just like your deficit... why my daddy allowed rumsfeld to blackmail him over the fake osama substitution that rumsfeld ran... an in-depth tome about why american people have never been told of the australian man 'vanstone' taking the place of the inated original bin-laden... THE OSAMA SWITCH... Who'll tell the people...? (Not their bloody Zionist-controlled media obviously...) because we can... why the us still hasn't been told anything about cia being given white house orders in mid 1984 to quietly inate the original saudi-born osama & what this obviously means... 300 million turkey's... why americans were never been told carter had ordered cia to create hamas to help justify zionist preplanned overreaction & why they've never been told of cia mk-ultra literally being used on the men who then became the lebanon s of 1982... Shambaala... Why America must pretend it's forgotten the lies behind 911... The hidden agenda & the real Osama... Why the public hasn't been told... The tragedy of hidden history... Why America accepts being ruled by a media operating under the CIA's long term agenda... Miscommunication: How One of the Most Influential Leaders in History was Turned into the Devil The Political Daddy factor... The hidden psychology of the perpetual presidential right to rule... Capturing the essence of the US Presidency... How I-done did-it twice... America the brave... How to fool an anal-retentive nation into accepting a serious short term memory loss permanently... Things you can get away with when ur the Prez ! How to turn a democracy into a dictatorship for dummies. 101 reasons how Americans kept me from being the most popular president EVER ! Why "The land where anyone can become president" wasn't such a good idea after all. Mission Accomplished: How God Helped us Fight Evildoers Abroad and Destroy Big Government at Home. The Memiors of Presedent Geo. W. Bush. Preface by Jesus. my life as the president...at lest i think... was i the president?........ I was a jerk for eight years. Everyone knew it but me. Ineptitude Personified: Analytical ability=zero My Life As A Fool My Plan... The real reason why Peter Piper picked a pack of pickled peppers... The patriotic turkey shoot... Why Turkey's Muslims all have to go too... Why the nuclear destruction of all Muslims will make everything perfect... the joys of prepubescent political ... Collateral damage in the Homeland... Why the Patriot act is perfect... "Why we're patriot's" by G.W. Bush... (Available in rolls of 500 sheets per roll... Handy toilet size tome...) How to claim black is white & white is black & make people feel guilty for doubting you... My country right or wrong... AMERICA IN TRANSIT... According to the chief's teacher the proof of the pudding is in the bank account & in the Zen of creating a believable lie the public wants to believe... How to commit treason & never be charged... The real US Masters Tournament & why we prepared President-elect Obama in advance... the right is always right... the straight-up honest to god words of a successful moral failure... why our economy can only prosper if we use our hidden control over obama to continue setting up the preconditions needed to arrange the use of neutron s on the muslim s we control... (just like we did on those 4000 men in that cave in afghanistan...) "The Wisdom of George W. Bush" - the shortest book in history of the world. what 911 treason...? why some dumbed yankees are wrong for blaming me for them believing me... My excellence in the game... Telling dumb people what they think they want to hear... Jack in-the FOX... How Rumsfeld arranged my 911 gambit... He never learned to write how i ed america WAR & PEACE... Mostly war though... Shambaalam... The good witch bad witch game in US politics... a spirited defence of my daddy's long term boy habit... How to appear one thing & be another... Understanding the real Lucifer... The lighter side of Satan in the Christian religious right... how to find coke in a big white house Diplomacy: a two page book by George W The concise new Kama-Sutra for the American religious right... How I-punked the entire US constitution... the true philosophy behind neutron s & the best ten best targets for population control... How I-cooks the books on the American free market economy... How I-saved American democracy from making dumb freewill choices... my best 10 health tips including why you should always brush your teeth after oral ... "How to Lose Friends and Accumulate Enemies" Of course, this means actually working for a change without any cronies doing the dirty stuff for him. make war - not peace... how to get a constitutional democracy ready for ... How I-fixed the Middle East... An essay in imagination... Why war is good... How to be an intellectual sock puppet on any occasion... The Zen of paper scrunching... how i-ed the god of truth... How to flux an economy to prepare people for buying things in a cashless commercial system... "Anyone CAN be President - I proved it." Or "How to get Stupid People to vote for you" My fling with the Presidency: A story of lies, favorability ratings and pretzels It will be called "The Way Things Are" and subtitled "How I Beat World Peace" . Golden Parachutes, Iron Cages. One man's journey from the White House to the Big House. Where's Osama? "'Obeying your vice-president' for dummies" Anus-horribilus... The secret history of the CIA... The Hershey Bar Highway... A road less traveled... a precise history of ual peccadilloes among past & present international world leaders... annotated pictorial presidential history of the 's i-have known... (pun intended cheney...) Antient Klezmer music & the dialectic of it's relationship to the theory of modern financial interdependence among the proletariat... 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